Captain Astounding's NIGHTCLUB


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There are two different ways of ordering from our online shop. Postage and packing is free in either case. Please note that we can only ship to addresses in the UK at present. For further details see our terms and conditions. For any queries about your order please do not hesitate to contact us at

Online payment by credit card

This is the fastest and most secure payment method. All our on-line payments are handled by who provide the secure page on which you sumbit your credit card details as the final part of the purchase process. This is very safe system employing an extremely high level of encryption. We do not store your credit card details, in fact we never actually see them as they are only exchanged on the Nochex secure page.

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Mail order by cheque

If you prefer the traditional method you can simply fill in and print out our mail order form and post it to us along with a cheque drawn on a UK bank. Providing us with your e-mail address is not obligatory but will enable us to acknowledge your order and inform you when it has been despatched.

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