Captain Astounding's NIGHTCLUB

The Staff

The Captain Astounding Quartet

What is it?
The club
The Staff
The Books
Maths Topics
The Trophy
Terms & conds
Nice links

All illustrations and text ©Dan Welchman Productions (our publisher). Not to be used or copied without written permission from the publisher.


Katrina is our singer. She's the star of our house band; the Captain Astounding quartet.


(seated at piano) That's me. I'm the pianist in the band as well as as being the proprietor.


(seated, wearing sharp suit -as usual) Phil is our resident percussionist.


(standing, with bass) Luckily the bass is obscuring most of Doug's appalling Hawaiian shirt.


It's Ceris who actually runs the place. She is sometimes accompanied by her young son Jafus (seated, in buggy).


Chef is responsible for all of the astoundingly delicious dishes available in the club, from the cosy dive bar to the prestigious sophisticates' lounge.